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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
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An Ashley with no cigarettes is an Ashley ready...
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paynebabe:
11oyd:
seblaine:
the perks of being a tumblr user
and in that moment i swear we were reblog
we accept the notes we think we deserve
spermatogenesis:
I seriously regret liking over 1000+ pages on facebook when it was cool 3 years ago
celebrity-prostitute:
Ever since I started watching ‘Awkward.’ I started saying “you’re welcome”, excessively.
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